Video links: Nadverts (9)

In today's edition of nut-crunching commercials we bring you a tennis ball machine, three knees to the testicles, and a voodoo doll. And if that isn't enough for you there are four animal-related nutshots that were sent to me by a reader! Yay!

Let's cut right to the chase.

When you see an overly self-assured tennis player and a ball machine in a commercial you know it's going to be a soda commercial a painful thing to watch. Sometimes I can't help but wonder how anybody can assume that the following clip will make me want to buy a bottle of soda... Well, watch the clip, I'm gonna go open a bottle of Schweppes...

In the following clip, the nutshot is off-screen - but I just love the groan and the facial reaction... (What is it with soda and nutshots, by the way?)



Unfortunately, the sound seems to be missing from the next clip, so I have absolutely no idea what on earth the plot is supposed to be. Then again, maybe I don't have to to know. All I see is a guy ogling a girl and getting kneed in the nuts. Frankly, that's good enough for me... :-))



The following clip is a bit whacky. The slogan is "Genuinely masculine" - and it seems like they thought the best way to support that is to show a guy getting kneed in the nuts by his girlfriend while he's sleeping. What I really like about the clip is the idea that the knee in the nuts translates into sudden ball pain in the poor guy's whacky dream...



And, finally, an averted nutshot. I thought long and hard about including it in here, because there's no pain and no nuts get hurt in the clip. But I think it's pretty hot nevertheless. A girl goes to a voodoo priestess to get revenge on her ex-boyfriend. After hurting him in a variety of ways she goes for the kill and stabs the voodoo doll in the crotch with a huge knitting needle - but the buttons in the guy's jeans protect him from harm. I love the guy's facial expression at 1:32. His eyes open wide - it's as if he knows how narrowly he escaped serious testicular damage...



Reader's picks:

Our reader OMB Stories has sent us a couple of awesome nadverts.

The first one is a hilarious British commercial for sausages. Apparently, they are so delicious that your dog will literally go nuts over them and bite you in the bollocks. Ouch.



The next one is a classic Budlight clip. Again, a dog is going for the juicy treat hiding in a man's underwear. I love the crunching noise and the soprano scream! :-))



And a third dog attack video, this one from Thailand. The lesson: Don't make your dog angry!



And, finally, another version of a clip that was featured in Nadverts (2), featuring a cute little squirrel changing a scientific study's results by sneaking up a dentist's trousers and biting his nuts. I love the CRUNCH! sound! :-))



Very special thanks to OMB Stories for sharing those clips!

What's your favorite nutshot commercial? Let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org)!

Thank you!