Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Video links: Nadverts (9)

In today's edition of nut-crunching commercials we bring you a tennis ball machine, three knees to the testicles, and a voodoo doll. And if that isn't enough for you there are four animal-related nutshots that were sent to me by a reader! Yay!

Let's cut right to the chase.

When you see an overly self-assured tennis player and a ball machine in a commercial you know it's going to be a soda commercial a painful thing to watch. Sometimes I can't help but wonder how anybody can assume that the following clip will make me want to buy a bottle of soda... Well, watch the clip, I'm gonna go open a bottle of Schweppes...

In the following clip, the nutshot is off-screen - but I just love the groan and the facial reaction... (What is it with soda and nutshots, by the way?)

Unfortunately, the sound seems to be missing from the next clip, so I have absolutely no idea what on earth the plot is supposed to be. Then again, maybe I don't have to to know. All I see is a guy ogling a girl and getting kneed in the nuts. Frankly, that's good enough for me... :-))

The following clip is a bit whacky. The slogan is "Genuinely masculine" - and it seems like they thought the best way to support that is to show a guy getting kneed in the nuts by his girlfriend while he's sleeping. What I really like about the clip is the idea that the knee in the nuts translates into sudden ball pain in the poor guy's whacky dream...

And, finally, an averted nutshot. I thought long and hard about including it in here, because there's no pain and no nuts get hurt in the clip. But I think it's pretty hot nevertheless. A girl goes to a voodoo priestess to get revenge on her ex-boyfriend. After hurting him in a variety of ways she goes for the kill and stabs the voodoo doll in the crotch with a huge knitting needle - but the buttons in the guy's jeans protect him from harm. I love the guy's facial expression at 1:32. His eyes open wide - it's as if he knows how narrowly he escaped serious testicular damage...

Reader's picks:

Our reader OMB Stories has sent us a couple of awesome nadverts.

The first one is a hilarious British commercial for sausages. Apparently, they are so delicious that your dog will literally go nuts over them and bite you in the bollocks. Ouch.

The next one is a classic Budlight clip. Again, a dog is going for the juicy treat hiding in a man's underwear. I love the crunching noise and the soprano scream! :-))

And a third dog attack video, this one from Thailand. The lesson: Don't make your dog angry!

And, finally, another version of a clip that was featured in Nadverts (2), featuring a cute little squirrel changing a scientific study's results by sneaking up a dentist's trousers and biting his nuts. I love the CRUNCH! sound! :-))

Very special thanks to OMB Stories for sharing those clips!

What's your favorite nutshot commercial? Let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (!

Thank you!


Anonymous said...

Good bunch of videos

Also, I think there's an untouched category in the mischievous animals, whether video or story.

The concept of one's manhood being at the mercy of a simple animal ... that's an area to explore.

Alex said...

Thanks for your comment! I'll see if I can find some more clips with animals... :-))

OMB Stories said...

Awesome collection Alex! For some reason the very first video doesn't seem to be imbeded for me, would you be able to send me the URL link?
Kind Regards,

Alex said...

Thanks for your feedback!

Here's the URL of the first video:

And here's an alternative link: