Assuming you're male (I guess more than 99% of my readers are) you probably know what it feels like to get hit in the nuts: First, there's the impact. For a split-second you think you're alright - but deep inside you know that it's just a delusion, the short-lived calm before the terrible, terrible storm. Then there's the first wave of pain that feels like you are getting turned inside out. If you're lucky, this is it, and it has just been a very light hit. Chances are you are not lucky, and the pain goes on and on, wave after awful wave, making you curl up on the floor, clutching your dangly bits, tears streaming down your face.
Testicular pain is probably the most embarrassing and humiliating kind of pain, which makes it all the more interesting that there are tons of youtube clips of guys hitting each other in the goolies and laughing their asses off.
Here are some of my favorites.
First up, we have a wonderful little clip featuring guys horsing around at an indoor swimming pool. The poor protagonist (wearing nothing but swimming trunks) gets on all fours and spreads his legs, only to be kicked in the nuts by the cameraman. He's in pain, and his friends are having the time of their lives, mocking him and dry-humping him and laughing as he's writhing in pain. Hilarious!
The next clip is quite similar. Again, a guy leaves himself open for an attack, again he gets hit in the spuds by a friend. Again, it's hilarious...
The next clip may be offensive to animal rights activists as well as men's rights activists... It features a fish getting swallowed alive by a half-naked dude, only to be vomited out again. Animal rights activists will be relieved to know that the fish is completely unharmed in the end. Who's not unharmed, however (and this may be disconcerting to men's rights activists), is the half-naked dude. See, to trigger the vomiting, he gets whacked in the nuts with a wooden baseball bat by his friend. I guess we can say it's a huge success. (Note the smirk on the friend's face at 0:15 and the mean laughter right afterwards, before he bashes his buddy's babymakers.)
Next up, we have a compilation of nutshots from youtube group X-Boys. What I like most about the clip is that the boys really want to get hit in the nuts. It's funny to see them react when a set-up doesn't work the way they planned. Boys, you're doing a great job! I'm sure none of you will have kids anytime soon... :-))
Remember The Lazy Generation, a UK based youtube stunt group (they were featured here and here whith two quite wonderful nutshots)? Well, they never disappoint. In the following clip the loser of a game (you'll be happy to know that he calls himself Shirtless Ben) has to pose as a footgolf flagpole while the rest of the group pelt footballs at him. Guess where they're aiming?
Action starts at 3:15, scenes of interest at 3:45 and particularly at 4:35, followed by a wonderfil scream...
What are your favorite videos of guys having fun and busting each others' balls? Let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email: alex@ballbustingboys.org
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