Monday, February 15, 2016

Video links: Money makes the balls go pwned


How much money would it take for you to let someone hit you in the nuts? I bet you can't answer that from the top of your head. I mean, there are a lot of things to consider. After all, your sex life is at stake, and you wouldn't want to throw it a way on the cheap, right?

You'll have to ask yourself: How much are my testicles worth? Is the left one pricier than the right one? Is there a discount if both nuts get cracked? Does it matter if it's a punch, a kick or a slap?

The first thing to do is have a look at the market. How is the price for testicles these days? I hear they are a lot cheaper than they used to be a few years ago...

Here are a couple of reference points (from youtube, the global market leading in testicular pain) so you can make an informed choice and sell your nuts at a fair price...

Let's start with the cheapest nuts. $1 per ball, $2 for the whole package. That's definitely the best deal. And the lucky buyer makes the most of it by smashing those cheap nuts hard and quick.




Here's another gentleman selling his balls for just $2. Come to think of it, that's mighty cheap. Maybe there's something wrong with them? Maybe the young man knows that they are utterly worthless?



The balls in the following video look like they have not been used that much. They probably are in pristine condition, regularly drained and carefully groomed with full service history. (Though the kick might be the first time they have come in contact with a female.) He wants $5 for both of them which sounds pretty reasonable.



The guy in the next video charges $7 (= $3.50 a pop). The nuts look like they are not exactly brand-new, and I bet he could have charged $10, maybe $20 a few years ago. The fall in value for testicles is just astounding...



Now we're entering the mid-range price segment. There seems to be a consensus that $10 or $20 per nutshot is a good deal, so there are several guys all over the world selling at that price. (Note that there's a price differential between Venice Beach and Las Vegas, though! You'll pay half the price for a pair of nuts if you buy at Venice Beach instead of Las Vegas!)

Here are two guys at Venice Beach selling at $10:





And here are there guys in Las Vegas ($20):







Lately, there seems to have been a hike in prices in California. Here are two guys at Venice beach selling their nuts for $20.



$20 seems to be an acceptable price for most people, so whether you're a professional or just a guy persuaded to get kicked in the nuts, you can't go wrong by taking $20 for letting someone kick your nuts into next week.







Case in point: Hot young Joe Clarke has sold his nuts in an auction starting at $1. In the end, he got $20. I do think he would have gotten more for them because they seem to be quite a pair...



Here's an interesting outlier: This bloke gets an astonishing $60 for the whole bag. 30 bucks apiece. Wow. At that price you definitely have to let the buyer have another go at them if he didn't hit them right on the first try...



I hope the information has been helpful, and you are able to set on a price for your testicles. Remember: The smaller the balls the lower the price...

So what's your price?

If you have other useful information (preferrably relevant video clips) let us know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org).

Thank you!

4 comments:

John Smith said...

Awesome videos! Maybe I should take this up in my free time!

Alex said...

Thanks for your comment! Definitely, you should! Prices will skyrocket! Make sure to send me the video! :-))

Moshadron said...

I should definitely put mine up for auction.

Alex said...

Thanks for your comment, Moshadron! I‘ll definitely put in a bid... :-))