Threesome (Daniel P. meets Danny and David)

Special thanks to our reader Daniel P. for the idea and a lot of hot details for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who doesn’t really like this blog that much but reads a story now and then!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

Featured in this story: Danny and David (click for pictures)

“I think he’s hot”, Daniel said.

He was 26 years old, a tall and muscular young man with blond hair and a handsome face. He had known Danny for a couple of years, and they were good friends.

“Eww, please”, Danny shuddered. “He’s my brother.”

The two guys were sitting on the couch in the living room of Danny’s apartment.

Daniel chuckled. “I see. He’s your brother that’s why he can’t be hot…”

Danny rolled his eyes. “Oh, shut up.”

Daniel shrugged. “I just think he’s hot.”

“He’s an asshole”, Danny mumbled.

Daniel let out a laugh. “Yeah, I know. You told me about that a thousand times.” He imitated Danny’s voice, “Boo-hoo, he’s treating me like shit. Boo-hoo, he makes fun of me in front of my friends. Boo-hoo, he has kicked me in the balls.”

Danny glared at his friend and slapped his balls with the back of his hand.

Video links: Game show ballbusting - Germany

A bull's eye. Always a nice touch.
See the outline of his low-hanging balls at the bottom?

That's friendship: The same buddies who have just
whacked him in the balls are now comforting him...

It's a fact: People around the world love seeing guys get whacked in the groin. We've seen nut-crunching clips from Brazil, the Netherlands and the United States of America. Now it's time to turn our attention to Germany.

My home country is associated with a lot of things: bratwurst for example, excessive and gratuitous yodeling, beer (producing and drinking), and an absolute lack of humor. Which I don't think is funny at all.

In this entry we'll ignore all those tired old cliches and focus instead on soccer, philosophy, war, and cars. I know, I'm completely thinking outside the box here...

First up: soccer. Maybe you have heard that Germany won the FIFA World Cup this summer. In case you didn't know: soccer is pretty big in Germany. I'm still hung over from the victory party...

By the way: Click here if you haven't read my soccer themed Wold Cup stories yet and read about international soccer stars doing what they do best: kicking balls.

A German radio station decided it was a fun idea to have their intern dress up in a silly "human goal wall" costume and challenge pedestrians to kick soccer balls at him. When they score a bull's eye (i.e. hit him in the nuts) they get money for it. Yay!

Unfortunately the male competitors utterly fail. But there's a young woman who manages to hit the target right in the balls. It's not a great clip but I thought it might be a nice way to kick things off...

New link: Brincadeiras entre homens

Are you following the awesome blog Brincadeiras entre homens? If you don't you should definitely have a look! The name loosely translates to "Banter between guys" or "Guys at play" - and that's exactly what you get...

There are guys getting pantsed, there are guys touching each others' bulges, and there are lots and lots of ball grabs, nut taps and nutshots.

The picture above is from one of today's posts. I've seen this clip before - and it's one of my all time favorites...

It shows a couple of guys busting their buddy's balls with a toilet seat. It's not a particularly hard hit, not a sex-life-ending, testicle-shattering blow. But it's awesome anyway. What makes it special (in my mind) is the atmosphere between the guys.

Fun and games: Sex prevention

Featured in this story: Ben, Brandon, Cal and Kev (click for pictures)

“Who’s ready to trash some balls?” Kev yelled.

The 20 year old jock pulled down the waistband of his grey sweat pants, exposing his big, limp dick and his low-hanging pair of plums. He grabbed his junk and wiggled it, grinning cheekily.

The rest of the guys cheered and clapped.

Ben, Kev’s handsome, black-haired buddy, followed Kev’s example and pulled his dick and balls through the leg opening of his blue boxer briefs, letting them hang out in the open. “Balls of steel!” he shouted, making the others roar with laughter as he shook his hips, making his equipment flop around wildly.

Black swimmer Cal’s speedos were bulging with his extraordinarily big dick and his fat pair of meatballs. The white fabric left nothing to the imagination and you could even see every little detail of the 22 year old’s impressive genitalia.

Next to him, 21 year old Brandon was jumping up and down wearing nothing but a pair of loose sweat pants. Apparently the handsome Asian-American was freeballing, and his cock and balls were bouncing against the soft fabric of the fabric.

The four guys had gotten together in our studio to have some fun. Apparently there had been a wild party the day before, and someone had come up with a silly bet: One week without sex.

Video links: Game show ballbusting - USA

Don't you just love the graphic in the caption?

Getting hit in the junk on national TV is not humiliating enough
- better add a caption to complete the humiliation...

Ballbusting seems to be a worldwide trend in game shows: We've taken a look at the Brazilian and Dutch approach to the timeless entertainment trope of hitting guys in the twig and berries. Wonderful inventions like the Chinko machine make it very easy for television producers to inflict testicular agony and continue to bring joy and laughter to our homes.

Now it's time to focus on the motherland of game shows: The United States of America. North American TV producers are in no way less imaginative than their counterparts in Europe, South America or Asia. In the US, MTV is the uncontested front-runner when it comes to ruining guys' chances of fathering children: After concentrating their testicle destroying efforts on nutball champion and professional cup tester Johnny Knoxville for a while, they expanded to include Steve-o's balls (who continued to make a living out of getting kicked in the nuts and kicking other people) before turning sackwhacking into a science.

Since the amount of testicles that you find in the Jackass crew is limited (and most of those are probably pretty much useless after a while) MTV had to find other people to hit in the balls.

That's why they invented Silent Libary. Well, they imported it from Asia, to be exact. The concept is simple: A group of people (most often guys) compete for a cash prize. All they have to do is to remain silent while enduring all kinds of painful, digusting or weird challenges. Is there a greater challenge than staying silent while you are whacked in the nuts? Or while you are watching your friend get whacked in the nuts? Of course there isn't. That's why almost every single episode (especially in Seasons 3 and 4) includes at least one hit in the goolies.

Let's take a look at some of the challenges:

Fun between friends 2 (Raul meets Logan)

Special thanks to our reader Raul for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who checks this blog every day, hoping to see a new story!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)

“I’m so sorry, I’ll pay you back, I promise”, Logan said, looking miserable. The 18 year old stud ran his hand through his short blond hair and sighed.

Raul shrugged. “Don’t worry, I’m sure we’ll find a way to work things out.” He was 3 years older than Logan, an attractive young man with muscles in all the right places.

Yesterday, the two had met by coincidence after they hadn’t seen each other in a couple of years, and Raul had helped Logan get some beer for a party. Logan had planned on paying Raul back today.

They were sitting in Raul’s apartment, and Logan slowly shook his head. “I can’t believe it’s gone”, he mumbled.

“I guess there were a lot of people at the party?” Raul said, pouring Logan a glass of coke.

Logan nodded. “It was just crazy. I mean, we had a great time. I didn’t notice it was missing until this morning.”

“There wasn’t a lot of cash in it, right?” Raul asked.

Fun between friends 1 (Raul meets Logan)

Special thanks to our reader Raul for the idea for this story! This is just the set-up. Part 2 is coming tomorrow. If you (yes, I mean you, the one who has just discovered this blog and whose initial shock has turned into curious arousal!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)

“Damn”, Logan mumbled, walking back and forth on the parking lot. “I know I promised”, the blond stud barked into his mobile phone. “And I’m gonna get it.” He let out an annoyed grunt as he put the phone into his pocket. “Fuck”, he shouted.

It was almost ten, and the party was already in full swing. He had promised his friends to get some beer.

Usually, that wasn’t a problem for him. He knew the clerk in the store, and she had a thing for him. He usually just let her blow him, and after he had plastered her cute little face with his cum, he walked out with enough beer to supply an army camp. But tonight she hadn’t been in, and her replacement hadn’t reacted too kindly when he offered him the same deal…

“Fuck”, Logan shouted again.

He kicked the dust, muttering obscenities, when a car pulled up next to him.

The window on the driver’s side lowered, and a handsome young man looked at Logan. He was slightly muscular than average and good-looking, with a friendly face and a winning smile.

Logan didn’t recognize him at first. Then the 18 year old’s face lit up. “Raul?!”

New link: Ballbusting Carnival

I'm very happy to announce that one of our readers has started a new m/m ballbusting story blog: Ballbusting Carnival. The protagonist is Cradilwell, a guy who owes debts to the boss of a circus and freak show. Unfortunately, the boss is a sadist - which means that Cradilwell's balls are in grave danger...

The first two chapters are already online!

Check them out and give the author a warm welcome! :-))

Diagnosis Softballs: Heavy lifting

Featured in this story: Chad, Sammy and the twins (click for pictures)

Chad looked miserable. The handsome 30 year old stud was standing in the middle of the studio, bare naked, his hands behind his back. His brown hair was unkempt and he looked like he hadn’t shaved in a couple of days.

“You have been punching them like I told you?” Sammy asked. The lanky 18 year old redhead was kneeling in front of his patient, examining his bruised, swollen genitalia.

“Yes”, Chad mumbled.

Sammy sighed as he rolled Chad’s enlarged balls between his fingers. The lightest touch made Chad wince and groan.

“They don’t look good”, Sammy said.

“Tell me something new!” Chad barked.

Video links: Game show ballbusting - The Netherlands

Yes, that's a rake handle smashing a guy's nuts
with egg matter flying around.
We'll get to that in a moment.

In our ongoing quest to compile The Comprehensive History of the Chinko Machine (if you have relevant information please share them in a comment of by sending an email to alex@ballbustingboys.org) we have learned the Dutch - just like other nations - don't have any qualms to hit a guy where it counts for the sake of quality entertainment. Now, not every game show producer has a chinko machine at their disposal, so they have to come up with other ways to reduce their contestants' sperm counts. Which brings us to The Pain Game.

The name itself brings tears of joy to any ballbusting game show enthusiast's eyes. And the show's writers have come up with a couple of other great names, too: Today we'll take a look at some awesome clips called Ei tussen de benen (= "egg between the legs"), Ballen bungee (= "ball bungee"), Champagnekurk (= "Champagne cork"), Theezak (= "tea bag"), Ballenknjiper (= "ball pincher") and the - slightly unimaginatively titled but very entertaining - Nutshot (= "nutshot").

Before we take a look at the clips we should probably talk about the concept of the show. But since it doesn't matter anyway, we won't. There are questions, there are losers, there is pain and humiliation. Let's leave it at that.

The following clip is titled Nutshot and it features hot young Dutchman Sebastiaan who pulls down his jeans to have an assistant hit him in the balls with a champagne cork.

The milkman’s apprentice

Special thanks to Carter who came up with the idea for this story.

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality. And a little bit of F/M ballbusting near the end.

Featured in this story: Logan (click for pictures)

“This is Jackson”, the supervisor said. “He has just finished the orientation course. Take him with you for the rest of your shift.”

Manuel nodded. “Alright.”

The supervisor left and closed the door, leaving Manuel and Jackson alone in the room. Both of them were wearing white trousers and white t-shirts.

Manuel smiled and extended his hand. He was 18 years old, a handsome, muscular Latino with a deep tan and a couple of tattoos on his arm. “Hi, I’m Manuel.”

“Jackson.”

“You made it through the assessment center”, Manuel said.

Jackson nodded. He ran his hand through his dark hair and smiled.

“With flying colors, from what I heard…” Manuel glanced at Jackson’s crotch and chuckled.

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Poll results: Story themes

A couple of weeks ago I asked you to tell me your opinion about additional themes for stories: What kind of stuff do you like to read about in a ballbusting story?

The votes are counted and the results are in. More than 200 people voted in the poll. That's awesome! Thank you very much for sharing your opinion!

And here are the results:

Milking 38%

Bondage/BDSM 34%
Gay sex 28%
Cumshots 25%
Just ballbusting, nothing else 25%
Big dick/balls worship 24%
Castration 23%
Clothed Male/Naked Male 20%
Chastity 17%
Muscle Worship 16%
Cum eating 14%
Small dick/balls humiliation 13%
Footplay 7%
Straight sex 7%
Something else 6%

Frankly, I was a bit surprised that Milking took the top stop. And I have good news for those of you who liked The price of milk: The sequel is coming the day after tomorrow. It'll be called "The milkman's apprentice" and I hope you’ll enjoy it. You might want to read Never bet your balls again in preperation... :-))

I’m working on a lot of stories right now and most of the themes you voted for will make appearances on the blog in the next couple of weeks.

Again, thank you very much for telling me your opinion! I really appreciate it!