According to a recent study the best form of birth control is playing sports with your buddies, and the best sports to play if you want to lower your sperm count are pool, soccer, weight lifting, limbo dancing, basketball and leapfrogging! Wanna know why?
Here are some more of my favorite accidental nutshots.
Playing pool is a very effective way of making sure you'll never have kids. The combination of hard and heavy balls and high velocity in an explosive mix that can make your nuts go BOOM!
Soccer is another very good birth control method. And it has a celebrity spokesman: Mario Balotelli who tested it during practice. He looks like it couldn't work any better!
You probably thought that weight lifting was a very ineffective way of recuding your fertility. Well, you are not totally wrong. It is very ineffective - but that doesn't mean people don't use it...
What about limbo dancing? Well, they say it takes a village to raise a child. But it just takes a little doggie to prevent you from having one...
Here is a wonderful compilation that proves that basketball is a very popular method of birth control.
Finally, I present you a contemplative little study in nut pain. Leapfrogging might be one of those hidden champions, a birth control method that's cheap and easy, and very effective. It might lead to a concussion on the part of your birth control partner but that's a small price to pay for closing down the sperm factory, right?
What's your favorite accidental nutshot? Let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org)!
Thanks!
7 comments:
...none of the guys in the videos is handsome or fit though
Is there a superstud sequel coming up?
Thanks for your comments, guys!
@Prince Arthur:
I hate do disagree with Your Highness but I find some of them rather attractive. I shall try to do better in the future, though... . :-))
@MxMachoNuts:
I don’t have a sequel planned yet. Do you have an idea for the plot? :-))
Awwe, kiss me Alex...
😘
I'll re read the story and come up with ideas
Awesome! I‘m looking forward to them! :-))
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