Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (28) - Conkers Edition

I'm sure that after reading the title of this post you're asking yourself: Do you really have enough clips to write a blog post about guys playing conkers with their testicles?

Well, the answer is: Hell yeah - and isn't that awesome!

We've talked about the game of "conkers" before when we featured The Pain Men on quirky UK TV show Balls Of Steel pull out a pair of testicles and whack it with a chestnut on a string. We'll come back to that clip later.

According to wikipedia "Conkers is a traditional children's game in Britain and Ireland played using the seeds of horse chestnut trees [...]. The game is played by two players, each with a conker threaded onto a piece of string: they take turns striking each other's conker until one breaks."

If you are anything like me you immediately see the potential for an adult variation of the game...

Here are some awesome clips featuring guys playing conkers with their testicles (in ascending order according to awesomeness).

The first clip is an accidental game of testicle conkers - at least that's what the unsuspecting victim thinks. I'm not so sure. It's such a clean, hard hit that I can't believe there has been no premeditation...

The guys in the next video convince a reluctant conkers player by reminding him that it's for "the people of youtube". It's a very convincing argument, and I think I speak for "the people of youtube" when I say: Thank you, guys!

Next up we have a young man in a school uniform losing badly in a game of conkers. I couldn't help but laugh at his friends' attitude right after the hit. Once the poor guy's nuts are crushed, the cameraman immediately leaves him and focuses on the chestnut that did the damage. It says a lot when your friends are more interested in a chestnut on a string than the health of your testicles, doesn't it?

The schoolyard is not the only place where you can play a nice game of conkers. These guys look like they are at the office (or something) where they whack each other in the nuts in a wonderful game of bollock conkers.

Now let's talk about The Pain Men. Conkers is a fun little game - but it's even more fun when you whip out your nutsack and let your mate smash you in the bare bollocks, isn't it?

In case you missed the clip when I posted it a couple of years ago here it is again:


Pain Men Nut Conkers von stevanhogg
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And, finally, here's the clip you have been waiting for, the one that I got the screenshot at the top of the post from. Two guys whip out their nutsacks and whack them against each other. I'm not sure there's a winner - I guess everybody is a loser in Bollock Conkers...

I don't think I have ever seen anything like this.

Do you know any more videos of guys playing conkers with their testicles? Let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org)!

Thanks!