Featured in this story: Erik (click for pictures)
I picked Erik up
around noon. Yesterday, I had witnessed the dress rehearsal for his show “Late
Night Gone Wild – Two Nuts Plus Guests”, and I was very proud of him. He had
worked his way from being a stagehand on my show “The Balls of Others” to
starring in his very own live TV show. Tonight was the night. The dress
rehearsal had left his balls battered and bruised, and tonight his testicles
were going to be introduced to Samuel L. Jackson and Megan Fox who had a
reputation for not liking to mess around with her co-stars’ nuts…
“How are your nuts?” I
asked Erik as he sank into the passenger seat.
The 20-year-old blond
grimaced. “Pretty sore”, he said, looking worried.
“Has the swelling gone
down?” I asked.
“Umm, well, not
really”, he admitted.
I raised my eyebrows.
“What do you mean?”
Erik squirmed on his
seat. He turned to me, a nervous expression on his face. “They are---“ He
gulped. “They look pretty bad.” He rubbed his face and I was afraid he was
going to break out in tears.
“Let me have a look”,
I said gently.