Evolution is funny. I'm pretty sure that it was pretty clear very early on that testicles are the biggest joke someone could come up with. And yet we're still walking around with them dangling vulnerably between our thighs. According to a very reliable statistic that I just made up, every two seconds a pair of testicles gets hurt somewhere on this planet. According to the same statistic, that incident is followed by at least thirty-three seconds of laughter. Maybe that's how it's supposed to be. Maybe testicles are meant to bring joy and laughter to the world.
Anyway, here are some of my favorite scripted comedy scenes involving testicular trauma.
First up is one of my all-time favorites. It's a skit featuring Disc League player and trick shot performer Brodie Smith and some of his friends, and it's bizarre, painful and nut-crunchingly funny. Apart from the fact that some of the Frisbee tricks are pretty amazing from a technical standpoint, the setting and the dry humor make it an outstanding piece of comedy.
Here's an alternative version of the same footage:
The next clip features two guys in a little piece of absurdist comedy. It's called Peek a boo nut smash and features a pair of chicken eggs, a mallet and some hilarious overacting.
A couple of years ago, Argentine TV series El Refugio featured one of the best knees I have ever seen. I love the actor's reaction and the funny situation that ensues when a blind man enters the scene and the hurt guy tries to hide his pain.
You know how much I love British boy band One Direction and their strange obsession with hitting each other in the balls (see here and here). In the following Barely Productions musical parody, one of the guys whacks another in the knackers with a golf club, accompanied by the song line "Whacking balls is what I do".
Skip to 2:15
Finally, German comedy group DerComedyPuff has published a series of videos featuring the most blatant foul plays in sports. The Protagonist calls himself Lance Schneider and he demonstrates the different ways to foul an opponent, giving his moves outlandish names and making funny remarks. Of course, every clip involves at least one nutshot...
1. Die krassesten Fußball Fouls der Welt (= The most blatant soccer fouls)
at 0:30: Nussknacker-Nasivin Kombination (= Combination of Nutcracker and a blow to the nose)
at 1:00: Ü-Ei (refers to a German brand of chocolate called Überraschungs-Ei, literally "Surprise Egg")
2. Die krassesten Fouls der Welt: Tennis (= The most blatant tennis fouls)
at 1:00: Die Zwille (no idea how to translate that, I guess "The snap" comes close...)
at 1:25: Der Eierstock (literally: The Egg Stick; also: ovary)
another nutshot at 2:05
3. Die krassesten Fouls der Welt: Billard Tricks (= The most blatant billiard fouls)
at 2:15: Taschen-Billard (= literally: Pocket Billiard; German slang for male masturbation)
4. Die krassesten Fouls der Welt: Basketball (= The most blatant basketball fouls)
double nutshot at 0:15
5. Die krassesten Fußball Fouls der Welt 2 (= More of the most blatant soccer fouls)
at 0:40: Holländische Eierspätzle (= Dutch egg noodles)
Reader's pick:
An anonymous reader sent me a link to the following parody of Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball". The title: Wrecking Balls. I guess the title says it all... :-))
What's your favorite comedy nutshot? Let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org)!
Thank you!
6 comments:
A bit off-topic, but if you don't mind me asking, have you ever considered posting or collecting the links to more NSFW ballbusting videos?
While I do really enjoy the more fun and "lighthearted" content of your video links series (as opposed to the content of most of your stories), with all guys being dressed, having fun with it, sometimes being in public and so on, I have a hard time (hehe, "hard"...) finding enjoyable ballbusting "porn" videos, especially when it comes to men vs men videos in that regard. A majority of videos on sites like ballbustingtube.com feature just female vs male ballbusting, and while I do enjoy that idea too, I prefer male vs male fantasies (which is why I've come to really like your blog). And a lot of the male vs male ballbusting videos that I can find are either so low-quality (in terms of video/recording quality) that they are not really enjoyable, or don't feature a very attractive individuals that bust or are busted.
I would therefore appreciate if you'd consider occasionally posting some more hardcore ballbusting videos. If you don't want to, that's of course fine too, it's mainly the stories I come here for. But having some video links more closely related to what the ballbusting boys in your stories do to each other would be awesome.
Also, on another note, is there any way to jump to a random story of your blog? There are still a lot of older stories that I haven't read yet, but scrolling through them manually or via the side bar is a bit tedious. Would be cool to have a button that randomly takes me to any story.
Last but not least, keep up the amazing stories!
Thanks for your comment!
Unfortunately, it isn't easy to find good NSFW male/male bb clips. It's just like you said: There isn't a lot of stuff out there...
As for browsing this blog: There's a table of contests (all the stories sorted in (mostly) alphabetical order) at the top of the page if you want to avoid going back through the timeline. You find it just below the header graphic.
I like your idea about a random story. I'll see what I can do. :-))
Dear Alex,
So glad that you are back!
Sincerely,
Jimmy
Thanks for your comment, Jimmy!
Im really into this ligthearted content so thanks🙌
Thanks for your feedback, ballbuster XXL! I'm glad you enjoy the comedy posts and I'll see if I can find some more funny clips for another update... :-))
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