Monday, February 13, 2017

Video links: Wrestling low blows


Professional wrestling is a fascinating art. It's basically ballet with big, muscular men. And just like in ballet, "The Nutcracker" is one of the most treasured fixtures of Wrestling. Instead of petite young women wearing tights and tutus hopping around on stage to classical music, Wrestling has hulking giants wearing tights and warpaint hopping around on stage clutching their nuts.

Here are some of my favorite videos featuring professional Wrestling low blows.

Let's start things off with an awesome video that a reader sent me. Special thanks to Dave for sharing this video with us!

It's a very entertaining wrestling match that starts with a nutshot right away, and it's non-stop testicular agony from then on... The commentators keep a running "nut count" - and when the match ends after 9 agonizing minutes, they have counted 53 (fifty-three!) shots to the nuts...





Now, a short but good one. I don't know the name of the next move but I like to call it "Peanut butter - extra creamy".



Here's a quite hilarious scene that involves 16 nuts getting crunched. Quite an elaborate choreography...



It's only four balls getting busted in the next video but I love the clip nevertheless. My favorite part: The audience chanting "One more time! One more time!" after the first low blow. Watch the clip till the end to see a great four-nuts-crushed-with-one-kick move.



And finally, here's an almost 10 minute compilation of backyard wrestling low blows. They might not be as elaborate as Professional Wrestling cheap shots - but on the other hand I'm pretty sure they are much more painful for the wrestlers...



What's your favorite wrestling nutshot? Let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org)!

Thanks!

7 comments:

Jimmy said...

So much wrestling torture! But so much fun!

Anonymous said...

Shattered dreams by Goldust is my favorite nut-busting move! Just propping his opponent in the corner with their legs spread apart and balls exposed, trapped, and running full speed and giving them a field goal kick to the nuts and watch them wince in pain!

Alex said...

Thanks for your feedback, guys!

@anonymous:
I'll have a look at "Shattered dreams" - it sounds very promising... :-))

David Walker said...

So THAT's what those round things in the backyards are for. And the guy who perfected the bounce the guy up and then kick his balls when gravity takes over...having way too much fun.

Alex said...

Thanks for your comment, David! :-))

Anonymous said...

The guy in the red got it BAD!

Two soccer kicks to the nuts, AND they headbutted him in the nuts with his partner

Poor guy can't catch a break!

Alex said...

Thanks for your feedback! I'm glad you enjoyed the videos! :-))