Video links: Sack taps and dick slaps

Friendship is all about having people you trust, people who will go through thick and thin with you, people who'd never betray you or hurt you.

Well.

Here are some of my favorite videos of guys getting their goody bag smacked in a surprise sack tap. With friends like these who needs birth control?

The guys in the first video trade punches to the shoulder - but one of them decides to aim a little lower, much to the amusement of the rest of the class...

My life as a nutcracker - part 10: Balls, dicks, and CJ (written by David Walker)

This is the tenth part of a wonderful, epic story written by our reader David Walker. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Previous parts:
Cast of characters
Part 1: I learn how to fight
Part 2: My official introduction to ball busting
Part 3: Vince? OMG!
Part 4: The games people play
Part 5: Practicing the moves, sort of
Part 6: Wear my work boots? Part 7: My first time at the club
Part 8: My first time in the ringPart 9: I improve steadily

“Hey.  It’s CJ.”

CJ?  CJ never calls me.

“Wanna do some ballbusting?”

Ummm.

“Got somethin’ brewin’ over at Miller’s farm tonight.  I got invited at the garage today and I asked if I could bring you.”

“Why me?” I asked.  Seriously.  Why me?

“You’re gettin’ to be a celebrity.”

Oh.

“You mean everybody’s gonna wanna kick my nuts?  I don’t think…”

“No, no, young dude.  Nothin’ like that.  Just some fun with the guys.”

“So everybody’s gonna wanna fuck me?”

One hell of a farewell party (Pablo meets Logan)

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Video links: Comedy gems (11)

Have you ever watched a movie and thought, "Damn, a good nutshot would make this trainwreck a lot funnier?" Yeah, I know that feeling.

I mean, there is probably no movie that wouldn't benefit from a nice hit in the jewels. The Godfather is a decent movie - but it would be so much funnier if people kicked each other in the coglioni instead of shooting each other, right? Brokeback Mountain is pretty good - but it would be a lot more upbeat if Ennis and Jack spent more time playing Roshambo. And Crash would be hilarious if they just called it Crush and spent two hours filming people crunching each others' nuts.

Here are some more of my favorite ballbusting scenes from movies, TV and web shows.

The first clip is the trailer to Nickelodeon's original movie Splitting Adam. I have no idea if it's in the league of The Godfather, Brokeback Mountain or Crash - but it has a pretty funny nutshot in it, so it's got to be good...

My life as a nutcracker - part 9: I improve steadily (written by David Walker)

This is the ninth part of a wonderful, epic story written by our reader David Walker. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Previous parts:

Cast of characters

Part 1: I learn how to fight
Part 2: My official introduction to ball busting
Part 3: Vince? OMG!
Part 4: The games people play
Part 5: Practicing the moves, sort of

Part 6: Wear my work boots?

Part 7: My first time at the club
Part 8: My first time in the ring

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

I don’t want to talk about the first fight, my debut into the world of Mayberry manhood.  I was a nervous wreck in the locker room.  And, let’s face it:  I missed the fuck out of Kenny.  Not an excuse, I guess, but a fuckin’ good reason.

I didn’t hear anything Jackson said.  When I got into the ring and the bell rang, I totally lost my concentration.  I couldn’t think, I couldn’t react, I couldn’t counter anything.  I deserved every punch and bruise I got.  And then I realized I was being laughed at, even booed.  Last week they were cheering my ballbusting talents; this week, I was bein’ razzed.  Plus, just before my debut, Vince won his match and his performance was great.  So let’s just say I lost…pretty fast, probably the fastest in the club’s history.  About the only thing Jackson could say afterward was, “Hey.  It was your first time.  You’ll never be that bad again.”  Vince didn’t say anything because he was in the showers the whole length of the match.

I told them I wanted to just get the fuck outta there as fast as we could.  We did.  Seth insisted that we leave by the main entrance.

“Tough break,” I heard Charlie say.  “I got a good match lined up for you next week.”

With who?  A dead kitten?

And then, even worse, my nearly-naked god came up to me and shook me by my shoulders.  “Tough break, young dude.  You get a little more confidence, you’re gonna be killer.”  He pulled me roughly up to his massive, hard, incredibly beautiful deep brown chest.  “You’ll see.  But you gotta come back.”  He grabbed me by my shoulders and pushed me out his arm’s length.  “You don’t come back, then you really did lose tonight, you know what I’m sayin’?  Next week I want to see you in that ring.”  I nodded and noticed the bulge in his jockstrap.

Final poll: Special Guest Star 6

More than 700 votes have been counted in our poll to determine the next Special Guest Star. Wow, that's amazing! Thanks to everybody who voted!

Here are the results (more than one answer was possible):

Video links: Easter eggs

Happy Easter, my friends!

In Germany, we celebrate this holiday by colouring eggs and decorating them all over the garden. It's a wonderful tradition that's being kept alive by the guys in the following videos who go to great lengths to make their eggs turn black and blue.

Here are some of my favorite egg-themed videos.

These Austrian guys have found an awesome way to turn a testicles into an easter egg: Brave young Malte holds his nutsack in place while his mate fires a paintball at him. They attempt to paint a little duckie on the ball bag by using a template for coloring eggs. I love the playful banter that leads up to the nutshot (the video is in German with English subtitles), and the guys' obvious glee and giddiness about their hilarious idea...

Brush up your German! Neues Story-Blog auf deutsch

Monday is an exciting day for me: After more than 9 years of writing and publishing ballbusting stories in English I’ve decided to team up with a friend and start a German story blog.

Jungs mit Eiern (“Boys with balls”) will launch on Monday with the very first story that I wrote in German. Some might say that it’s odd that I have never published a German story before but somehow I felt more comfortable writing in English. And then my friend Dominik came along and sent me an awesome German story that he wrote. We decided that it’s too good to not publish but we agreed that this blog wasn’t the right place to publish it.

That’s how Jungs mit Eiern was born.

It is an experiment. We have no idea if there’s an audience for ballbusting stories in the German language. Maybe the blog will bomb. Maybe we will close it down after a couple of months if nobody cares about our stories. We’ll see.

If you speak German: Head over to “Jungs mit Eiern” on Monday and have a look. There’ll be three stories this week. After that we’ll try and publish at least one new story per week. We’re very curious about your feedback, so make sure to leave a comment or send us an email (dominik@jungsmiteiern.org and/or alex@jungsmiteiern.org)

By the way: My German stories will not be translations from this blog, and I won’t translate them into English. They’ll be original stories written specifically for the new blog.

That said, there’s no doubt that there might be some overlapping themes, and you might recognize some plot ideas. After all, both blogs will be about hot guys cracking each others’ nuts for fun… :-))

As I said: I’m very excited and I sure hope those of you who speak German will enjoy the new blog!

www.jungsmiteiern.org – denn Nüsse sind zum Knacken da! ;-)

Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (26)

One of the hottest things about all those youtube clips showing guys hitting each other in the nuts is the fact that some people go out of their way to create a unique, funny setup for the inevitable nut-crunching. I don't know why but I think guys making self-deprecating jokes before getting whacked in the babymakers is one of the weirdest hottest things ever.

Here are some of my favorite videos of guys having a lot of fun while hurting their testicles.

Here are a couple of Russian guys who enjoy breaking each others' balls on camera. I have no idea what they are saying but it sounds like they are having a great time...

Skaters gone nuts (Brant meets Sammy and Tristan)

Special thanks to Brant for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who christened every one of his skateboards with a creamy load of cum!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Warning: Can contain traces of cum.

Featured in this story: Sammy and Tristan (click for pictures)

“Don’t worry, it’ll be fun.”

Tristan’s words were ringing in Brant’s head as he rolled up the driveway to the garage on his skateboard.

Brant was 19 years old, a lanky young man with black medium length hair and a cute smile on his handsome face. His body was skinny but fit even though his loose longsleeve t-shirt and his saggy jeans did a good job of hiding his washboard abs and his muscular legs.

He was hanging around at the skate park a lot. That’s where he had met Sammy and Tristan. They were the same age as him, and they soon discovered that they had the same sense of humor and the same adventurous attitude.

Last week, Brant had confided in Tristan that he wanted to improve his physical and sexual skills. It had been an odd conversation, mainly because Tristan had had a broad grin on his face the entire time. He had told Brant that he knew exactly who to ask for help.

Now, Brant was standing in front of the garage, feeling a little nervous and a little excited at the same time. Were Sammy and Tristan really going to help him?

Video links: Assorted nuts

Our reader Toothpick has sent me a couple of awesome video links. They have no particular theme so I thought I'd just share them with you in this completely random selection of nutshots.

Very, very special thanks to Toothpick! You are fantastic!

Alright, here we go.

Accidentally getting a shovel smashed into your goolies is horrible. Having a friend smash you in the nuggets with a shovel on purpose - now that's hilarious! Does that sound fun to you? What if I tell you that the poor guy is wearing compression shorts? And what if I tell you that we get more than 80 seconds of excruciating  pain reaction? My favorite part of dialogue comes right after the impact: "That one hit the leftie..." - "Good. Your left one is not as used to the pain."

Best of the busts: March 2017

You know how much I value your feedback whether it's in the form of emails, comments or a quick rating. At the bottom of each post you can rate it on a scale from awful (1 star) to excellent (5 stars).

Usually there are about 10 to 30 ratings on my story posts, and about 5 to 10 ratings on the video links posts. Last month the top rated post got more than 60 ratings - an all-time record on this blog!

Now let's have a look at last month's posts. If you haven't read every single one of them you might want to check out one of the top picks...

The three top rated stories of March 2017: