Video links: Money makes the balls go pwned (2)

I think it's fair to say that we're in a testicular recession. Prices for balls have never been so low.

In our last evaluation of nut prices (more than a year ago) we found prices ranging from $1 to $60 for a prime pair of testicles. That's $0,50 to $30 apiece. Quite a range, right?

Well, that was then. In our most recent study we found that prices (and balls) have plummeted to an all-time low. Maybe it's because everybody is selling, maybe it's because the bubble has finally burst and the market finally sees the male repruductive organs for what they really are: a pair of poorly sheltered and easily broken pendants, inconventiently placed at a critical juncture of the male body. They should be considered a liability rather than an asset.

It's no surprise that people are selling.

Here are some examples from the youtube, the global market leader in testicular damage.

Vicious little fucker (Finn meets Logan and Zach)

Special thanks to Finn for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who likes to see hot guys in pain!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Warning: Contains graphic homosexuality.

Featured in this story: Logan and Zach (click for pictures)

“That’s him?!” Logan let out an incredulous laugh.

The 18 year old high school wrestler was walking towards his tent. He was shirtless and barefoot, wearing nothing but a skimpy pair of speedos. His muscular body was dripping with water. He had just taken a swim in the lake that was part of the campground.

His buddy Zach shot him an angry look. “Don’t stare”, he mumbled, walking faster and lowering his head. He was two years older than Logan, and he looked a bit like Logan’s older brother. Like Logan, Zach was blond and handsome, athletic and muscular. His tight speedos were bulging with a humungous dick and a big, fat pair of balls.

“Come on, that can’t be him”, Logan chuckled, taking off his sun glasses and stopping to have a look at the guy that Zach had told him about.

Zach grimaced and turned to Logan. “Let’s go. Finn doesn’t like getting stared at…”

Video links: Kiss or kick (4)

"Kiss or kick" is a great way for young men to approach the opposite sex and get something wonderful out of it. This is how it works (in case you don't already know): Challenge a girl to a game of chance (Rock Paper Scissors is a popular way but other games work as well). If you win, the girl gives you a kiss. If she wins, you get a kick in the nuts.

Wonderful.

It's a win-win situation: Either you get a kiss, or you get such a shock to your nervous system that kissing is the last thing on your mind.

Here are some more of my favorite videos of guys playing Kiss or Kick. (Naturally, there's a lot of f/m action coming up, in case that's not your thing...)

First up we have a young man from Chile who puts his balls on the line for the 50/50 chance of snatching a kiss from a girl. We're keeping our fingers crossed...

Dorm buddies: Biggest balls in the room

This is a direct sequel to Sammy the ball doctor: Treating Ben. Special thanks to several readers for their great plot ideas!

Featured in this story: Ben, Kev and Zach (click for pictures)

As soon as Ben had entered his car, his reached for his mobile. He couldn’t wait to see his friends and show them his gigantic balls. They had always been big and beautiful, of course, but now they were huge.

The 20 year old stud looked down at his crotch and smiled.

The fly of his blue jeans was open, and his oversized testicles were out in the open, sitting on the car seat between Ben’s muscular thighs. They were black and blue, badly bruised and freakishly large.

“Oh yeah, big boys”, Ben mumbled, gently caressing his nuts with his hand. “You look awesome!”

Ben had obsessed about the size of his genitalia ever since he was a teenager. He had initiated countless size comparisons with his buddies over the years, and he had always won – at least that’s what Ben kept telling himself.

In reality, his junk was above average size – but nowhere near sensational.

But today had changed that.

New poll: Special Guest Star 6 (pictures inside)

Wow. You have set a new record! We have received more than 40 suggestions for our next Special Guest Star story. I have set up a new poll to narrow the field of contenders. Make your voice heard by voting in the poll. In this round you can choose as many as you like. We'll have a final poll next month to pick the winner.

If you are reading this post on your computer you find the poll in the right column of this blog. If you are reading this post on your mobile device you find the poll at the bottom of this page. The poll will be open until April 15th.

Here are the nominees, in alphabetical order*, with four special options at the bottom:

* More or less. The order is screwed up in a couple of places because the blogger software didn't allow me to place the pictures where I wanted them. Don't ask.

Poll results: Favorite type(s) of underwear

Last month I asked you to tell me your favorite type(s) of underwear. More than 300 People took part in the poll, and here are the results (more than one answer was possible):

Boxer briefs/trunks   61%
Briefs   27%
Thongs   23%
Jockstraps   19%
Something else   4%

Among the choices for "something else" were "nothing" (twice), boxers, wrestling singlets, and leather harnesses.

Thanks to everybody who voted in the poll!

Video links: Nutball mania (4)

What are you up to today? Nothing much? Well, I've got an idea for you. It's not new (not by a long shot), and the title of this post might be a bit of a giveaway...

I am talking about the wonderful sport of nutball, of course.

You don't need much to play. A pair of testicles, a missile that's capable of hurting said testicles, and a willing opponent. That's it. The fun can begin.

Here are some more of my favorite videos of guys playing nutball.

First up we have two guys sitting in the hallway, lobbing balls at each other's goolies. The poor blond guy is on the receiving end of quite a few vicious hits right on target...

Crying at the discotheque (Jarret meets Kev and Logan)

Special thanks to Jarret for the idea for this story! If you (yes, I mean you, the one who likes to watch hot girls just as much as watching hot guys!) would like to meet the Ballbusting Boys and see yourself in a story please read this post for more details.

Sorry for the cheesy title by the way. I just couldn't resist...

Warning: Contains traces of cum. And there's some (brief) f/m ballbusting.

Featured in this story: Kev and Logan (click for pictures)

Tonight was the night. Jarret got hard just thinking about it. He mopped the floor, his big, meaty boner throbbing inside his pants.

He was 19 years old, a tall, muscular young man with brown hair and brown eyes. A couple of weeks ago he had started working as a maintenance man at the local college. The pay was miserable, but Jarret enjoyed his work nevertheless.

Nobody paid attention to the janitor. He was just there.

And Jarret was everywhere…

He was an equal opportunities voyeur, guys turned him on just as much as girls. And his job made it very easy to be turned on…

All those hot, horny guys and girls.

It was paradise.

Jarret had volunteered to look after the annual dance event. There was a lot of work to do, and everybody else on the maintenance team had breathed a sigh of relief when Jarret had offered to be in charge.

“You’re new”, they had said. “You don’t know what you’re getting into…”

Jarret knew exactly what he was getting into, and he had prepared meticulously.

Video links: Animated agony (3)

Sometimes I wonder: If animated shows are (primarily) made for kids why do so many of them feature scenes that would surely have a very negative impact on fertility rates if they happened in real life.

But who am I to question their choices?

Here are some more of my favorite nutcrunching scenes from animated TV shows and movies.

First up we have a classic that I have seen dozens of times - but I just can't get enough of it. I have no idea what it is about but Dragon Ball Z: Super Android 13 has earned a place in my heart for the dick punch to end all dick punches. Everything about it is perfect. From "Weakness identified!" to the hilarious visual of two balls cracking, from the soprano squeal to the surreal flash-back, from the pain contorted face to "He punched me in the dick! Why? Why did he punch me in the dick?" - Goku's dick punch is pure perfection!

Best of the busts: February 2017

There have been a lot of stories in the short month of February, so let's jump right in and have a look at the best posts of the month. At the bottom of each post you can rate it on a scale from awful (1 star) to excellent (5 stars) which is a simple and effective way to give me your feedback.

Now let's have a look at last month's posts. If you haven't read every single one of them you might want to check out one of the top picks...

The three top rated stories of February 2017:

The milking machine

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Video links: Boys just wanna have fun (25)

A nutshot is a wonderful thing. Whether it's a type of punishment for a lost bet, a funny suprise when you're hanging out with your buddies, a necessary thing to put out a fire between your friend's legs, a birthday present for a good friend, or just a way to pass the time on a boring afternoon - a nice, hard shot to the goolies is perfect in every situation!

Here are some more of my favorite videos featuring boys having a ball busting each others' nuts.

The first clip is called David gets Punched in the Nuts, Part 1. It was uploaded seven years ago, and I haven't been able to find any sequels. Judging by David's reaction after getting his nuts crunched he thinks it is hilarious, and I'm pretty sure he offered his balls to his friends many more times... (I love the description, by the way: "No kids for David!!" Isn't it nice when your friends make fun of your ability to father children?)