Video links: Bollywood balls (1)

Last week a reader of this blog contacted me and sent me a couple of wonderful clips from Indian movies. Most of these clips were completely new to me - so very special thanks to that reader (who wants to stay anonymous).

What I like most about nutshots in Bollywood movies is that they are so crazily exaggerated. There's nothing remotely realistic about it - the facial expressions are hilarious, there's usually a funny sound effect, sometimes there's some kind of music that either drives home the comic aspect or tries to transport the pain and suffering that the poor guy feels after he has been hit in the koftas.

Here are some of the greatest ballbusting scenes from Bollywood movies.

Let's start with the scene that I have taken the above picture from. A hot guy (actor Shahid Kapoor) is in the middle of a dancing lesson and receives an accidental kick in the nuts from one of his female pupils by accident. The sound effect is awesome (it sounds as if his balls are shattering like glass balls) and his facial reaction is perfect. His eyes cross and his knees meet and he wobbles around in pain, clutching his poor gonads. Then another guy arrives (his boss?) and he tries and hides the pain. It's just wonderful...





Skip to 1:50


In the next clip, the same actor gets attacked by a small but very aggressive dog that jumps at him and bites him in the crotch. Unfortunately, that clip is without sound - I'm sure that there's a wonderful crunching noise in the original version...


Skip to 0:40

You think a dog bite is hilarious? What about a snake crunching a pair of spicy meatballs with its powerful jaws? Unfortunately, all the eyecrossing and the funny sound effects had already been used up by the guy bitten in the ass by an alligator - but the delayed reaction is pretty funny as well. Stay till the end for some funny walking and pitiful wailing...



Skip to 2:15

You think a snake bite is hilarious? What about an ape kicking a pair of spicy meatballs? Okay, let's be fair - the ape was kicked in the nuts by the guy first. But he thought it was another guy in an ape costume. Unfortunately, the ape doesn't take kindly to getting kicked in the goolies, and he retaliates by crunching the attacker's nuts with a kick of his own. Both nutshots are accompanied by hilarious sound effects - but the guy's reaction takes the cake. His eyeroll has got to be the best I've ever seen - and it's worth every penny that the filmmakers invested in the special effects...


Ape's nuts get crunched at 2:15
Guy's nuts get crunched at 3:25

Finally, let's come back to human-on-human ballbusting. Here are a bunch of guys who are having trouble with girls. In a comic sequence, they get slapped, humiliated, and of course hit in the balls. I wonder what went on in the sound mixing guy's head when he worked on this scene - a rooster's cock-a-doodle-doo?! Really?! What, because his eggs are smashed and now hens are angry? Or is it his cock's final sign of life before quitting its job and moving to a monastery? Anyway, it is awesome, especially with the facial reaction from the poor cock's owner...


Cock-a-doodle-doo at 0:18

Did I miss your favorite Bollywood ballbusting scene? Let me know by leaving a comment or sending me an email (alex@ballbustingboys.org)!

And again, special thanks to the anonymous reader who sent me all those links!